About the Slogan
Hopefully you figured out that the slogan below — If you're looking for houses, I know where some are — is tongue in cheek. I did a survey of friends of relatives from a list of offbeat humorous slogans and this was the favorite.

While it is intended to be humorous, it is simplistically accurate. Many home seekers think they can find everything available on real estate sites on the internet, and that is true to some extent. But as a realtor with Coldwell Banker Sea Coast Realty, I have access to homes that are recently withdrawn from the market, homes that are for sale by owner, and listings that for a variety of other reasons are not on the multiple listing service. Additionally, I can set up an automatic system to notify you when a house in your price range, area, or style comes onto the market, so you are the first to be told when your ideal house goes on the market.

Slogans that didn't make the cut
Sure, the best time to sell was two years ago, but two years from now it will be two years from now.

A free lunch with each $100,000+ purchase

Yo vendo casas a la Mexicanos tambien

Over forty years experience*

If its got my name on it, I'll get some paint and touch it up

If you're not completely satisfied, I'll sell you another house

Just buy it (like Nike)

When you absolutely, positively have to buy something overnight (like Fedex)

I'm everywhere you want to be (like Visa)

Don't buy a home without it (like Amex)

Where do you want to go today? (like Microsoft)

Got House?

*(living, not selling real estate)